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STRider

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Loud?? I always thought (and was told) that at city speeds, my ST1300 sounded like George Jetson's space car putt-putting along.
I was going to say that but held back! Another site member that lives in my development rode by my house for years on his 1300 before I bought mine, and that's exactly what I thought as he putted by! :)

Now I want that sound effect for my new Prius when it's in EV mode.
 

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One day the big animals and the little animals
decided to have a football game.
As the first half went along,
the big animals were scoring at will.
Every time they got the ball they
would run it in for a touchdown.

Then came the second half..

First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle.
WAP!! Tackled for a five yard loss.

The little animals go back to the huddle
cheering and congratulating each other.
"Who made that tackle?" asked the ant.
"I did," said the centipede.

Second play: The rhinoceros runs the ball up the middle.
WHOMP!! Tackled for another five-yard loss.

Back in the huddle the flea asked,
"Who made that great stop?"
"I did," said the centipede.

Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep,
led by the hippo throwing the lead blocks.
SMACK!! Centipede tackles him for a ten yard loss.

Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede,
"Where were you in the first half?"
The centipede replied, "Puttin' on my shoes!"
 
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