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Jerome had to travel to Europe on business for a week. He lived alone with his cherished companion, Snowpuff, his cat. Since Snowpuff could not go with him, he enlisted his brother Floyd to care for her. He told Floyd that he would call him daily to make sure that Snowpuff was doing OK. Jerome left for Europe and the very next day called Floyd to inquire how Snowpuff was doing. Floyd said “Snowpuff is dead!”. Jerome was grief stricken and beside himself screaming at Floyd for being so thoughtlessly abrupt. He lectured Floyd to be more empathetic by breaking the news gradually. He said you could have started by saying that Snowpuff was up on the garage roof and we can’t get her down. Then when I call the next day, you could say that Snowpuff fell from the roof and broke a small bone in her neck. And finally when I called the third day you would tell me that she passed away painlessly in her sleep. Floyd was so sorry and apologized profusely. Jerome, sad, but accepted his brother’s apology, and continues the conversation asking Floyd how the family is doing?. There’s a short pause following which Floyd says, “well Grandma’s up on the garage roof and we can’t get her down.”
 
The doctor tells the blonde that she needs to lose some weight. “You need to lose five pounds. I want you to eat normally for two days and skip the third. Come back in two weeks and we'll check your progress. “


Two weeks later she is back in the doctor's office and the blonde has lost twenty pounds! Her doctor asked her if she followed his instructions. She assured him that she had. “I ate as usual for two days and skipped the third. And boy, I thought I would die of exhaustion by the end of the third day!”

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Two young ladies enter a busy optometrist shop and walk around for twenty minutes trying on almost every pair of glasses. When the optometrist finally approaches them, he asks, “Can I be of any assistance to you?” They reply, “No it's ok sir, we're just 'Speculating'.”
 
Bungee Jumping In Mexico

Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day.

Al says to Joe, "you know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."

Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower a crowd begins to assemble.

Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.

So Al jumps.

He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces again and comes back up again.

This time he is bruised and bleeding.

Again Joe misses him, Al falls again and bounces back up.

This time he comes back pretty messed up. He's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily Joe catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd...

WHAT THE HECK IS A PIĂ‘ATA?
 
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