🤣 Funny!

At a hotel restaurant a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of the socket.

It hurls by the man. And he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

“This is so embarrassing “, the woman says and pops her eye back in place.

“I'm sorry to have disturbed you. But let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you? The man nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist. Stunningly pretty. The man finds that they have loads in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, “You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to everyone guys you meet?”

“No”, she replies.

“You just happen to catch my eye.”
 
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