🤣 Funny!

So a Missionary heads off into the remote jungle to bring Christianity to the ‘pagan” natives.
He finds a totally isolated tribe who’ve never been previously contacted. After a bit of ‘getting to know you” he has the villagers gather around and begins. I BRING YOU THE WORD OF THE ONLY TRUE GOD! The natives yell back ‘HUZINGA!”. Pleased with the enthusiastic reply, the Preacher exclaims ‘I WILL SHOW YOU THE ONLY TRUE PATH TO SALVATION”! Again the locals reply ‘HUZINGA”! The Preacher continues for a bout 30 minutes and each time the response from the gathering is a loud ‘HUZINGA”! Feeling quite pleased with himself, he agrees to join the local tribal chief for a meal at his hut. As they are walking to the hut, through the cattle pasture, the Chief turns to the Preacher and says ‘Be careful where you walk, you don’t want to step in the Huzinga.
 
At a hotel restaurant a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of the socket.

It hurls by the man. And he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

“This is so embarrassing “, the woman says and pops her eye back in place.

“I'm sorry to have disturbed you. But let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you? The man nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist. Stunningly pretty. The man finds that they have loads in common.

He gets her phone number and asks, “You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to everyone guys you meet?”

“No”, she replies.

“You just happen to catch my eye.”
 
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