🤣 Funny!

There is an animal trapper on Miami Beach. One day he gets a call from the Miami Zoo. A Gorilla escaped his enclosure and was up in a tree. He told his new helper to get the long pole, his gun,the handcuffs and the pit bull.


On the way to the zoo, the helper asked what to do first. He said he will climb the tree next to the Gorilla. Then hand me the pole. When i knock the Gorilla out of the tree, he will cross his arms in front of his family jewels, because the pit bull is trained to attack there. That's when you handcuff the Gorilla. Once he is handcuffed the dog will stop.


Ok, what about the gun?


Well, if the Gorilla knocks me out of the tree ,,, SHOOT THE DOG !!!
 
Picky, picky, but the Titanic was the RMS Titanic not the USS Titanic since it was a British ship not a US ship. ;)

Absolutely - should have caught that UP.

....and does everyone know what RMS stands for?

RMS was a designation given to certain large vessels that carried mail for HM government in the UK and it stood for Royal Mail Ship.

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Absolutely - should have caught that UP.

....and does everyone know what RMS stands for?

RMS was a designation given to certain large vessels that carried mail for HM government in the UK and it stood for Royal Mail Ship.

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You know, upon reflection in light of current events, that "USS" Titanic designation might just be absolutely correct afterall.....
 
You know, upon reflection in light of current events, that "USS" Titanic designation might just be absolutely correct afterall.....
Let us not contort history by current events ... ;)
 
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