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... long overdue... and brilliant! 
... some might relate...
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The teacher wants to show the class how harmful alcohol is. She takes two glasses: one with water, one with schnapps. She puts a worm in each glass. The worm in the water swims happily around, while the worm in the schnapps writhes briefly and then sinks dead to the bottom.
"Now, children," asks the teacher, "what can we learn from this?"
Little Johnny immediately answers: "If you drink schnapps, you won't get worms!”
"Now, children," asks the teacher, "what can we learn from this?"
Little Johnny immediately answers: "If you drink schnapps, you won't get worms!”
mello dude
Half genius, half dumazz whackjob foole
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Picky, picky, but the Titanic was the RMS Titanic not the USS Titanic since it was a British ship not a US ship.
Sounds like a "titanic" mistake...Picky, picky, but the Titanic was the RMS Titanic not the USS Titanic since it was a British ship not a US ship.
1975?? even in California we did that up until the mid-90s
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I caught a fish and it was this big!
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There is an animal trapper on Miami Beach. One day he gets a call from the Miami Zoo. A Gorilla escaped his enclosure and was up in a tree. He told his new helper to get the long pole, his gun,the handcuffs and the pit bull.
On the way to the zoo, the helper asked what to do first. He said he will climb the tree next to the Gorilla. Then hand me the pole. When i knock the Gorilla out of the tree, he will cross his arms in front of his family jewels, because the pit bull is trained to attack there. That's when you handcuff the Gorilla. Once he is handcuffed the dog will stop.
Ok, what about the gun?
Well, if the Gorilla knocks me out of the tree ,,, SHOOT THE DOG !!!
On the way to the zoo, the helper asked what to do first. He said he will climb the tree next to the Gorilla. Then hand me the pole. When i knock the Gorilla out of the tree, he will cross his arms in front of his family jewels, because the pit bull is trained to attack there. That's when you handcuff the Gorilla. Once he is handcuffed the dog will stop.
Ok, what about the gun?
Well, if the Gorilla knocks me out of the tree ,,, SHOOT THE DOG !!!
He was a Fisherman after all.I caught a fish and it was this big!
Picky, picky, but the Titanic was the RMS Titanic not the USS Titanic since it was a British ship not a US ship.
Absolutely - should have caught that UP.
....and does everyone know what RMS stands for?
RMS was a designation given to certain large vessels that carried mail for HM government in the UK and it stood for Royal Mail Ship.
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