🤣 Funny!

A teacher asked the class a question.

Who can give me the opposite of this statement? Children in the dark make mistakes.

The students were a bit confused and looked at each other until little Johnny jumps up and pumps his hand in the air.

Me! Me! Me!

Yes, Johnny, what is it?

I've got it, I've got it!

Go on.

Mistakes in the dark make children.
 
Reminds me of my FIL who passed away last December at 98. He used excessive amounts of salt on his food, always putting more on, even before tasting it to the point when we had a dinner together, my wife would put a salt shaker in front of him. And he drank a lot of red wine. Lots.

I wonder how many doctors told him to cut back on the salt and wine...and who died long before he did? :D

Chris
 
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