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🤣 Funny!
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mello dude
Half genius, half dumazz whackjob foole
So... you're posting about my post that I posted?
Sigh....these need to stop, post haste
All this back and forth reminds me of fencing.
billo
17 years on a ST
That’s … pretty normal
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says, “Hello.”
He´s rather taken aback because he can´t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you´re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I´m your son´s teacher.”
She says, “Hello.”
He´s rather taken aback because he can´t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you´re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I´m your son´s teacher.”
but apparently not that good at math, we've lived in 8 decades.
the Ferret
Daily rider since May 1965
Geez I was only 5 1/2 months from being born in the 40's 
this is making me feel old
this is making me feel old
ReSTored
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The answer is on the tip of my tongue, but I don't want to get banned................!
the Ferret
Daily rider since May 1965
Does that work?
It would definitely charge the car, but it appears to be a rather small generator for the task so it may not provide many miles.
And of course, the car would need even more juice than usual towing a trailer.
It's probably more of a joke since they wanted to transport the generator anyway.
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Twas the French Revolution, and 3 men were tried, convicted, and sentenced to the Guillotine
The first was a Priest. As he was brought up, they asked if he had last thing to say.
He asked to be couldn't put on the guillotine facing upwards so he could see God.
They agreed, bound him, and lay Him face up on the guillotine. They released the blade which swiftly dropped down and stopped by inches from his neck.
The guards look at each other and said "it's the Will of God" and they release him and the priest walked away.
Next was a drunk. They asked him if he had anything to say, and he requested to be faced up also, because "maybe God would confuse him with the priest"
He was bound up, laid down and the blade released again. It stopped just shy of his neck.
The guards looked at each other and gasped "Again the Will of God" and they released him.
The third man was brought up he was an Engineer. They asked him if he had anything to say and he said "I'd Like to be face up as well. Maybe it's a trend.!"
He also was bound up, laid face up on the guillotine. Just before they released the blade, the engineer said "Oh I see your problem!"
The first was a Priest. As he was brought up, they asked if he had last thing to say.
He asked to be couldn't put on the guillotine facing upwards so he could see God.
They agreed, bound him, and lay Him face up on the guillotine. They released the blade which swiftly dropped down and stopped by inches from his neck.
The guards look at each other and said "it's the Will of God" and they release him and the priest walked away.
Next was a drunk. They asked him if he had anything to say, and he requested to be faced up also, because "maybe God would confuse him with the priest"
He was bound up, laid down and the blade released again. It stopped just shy of his neck.
The guards looked at each other and gasped "Again the Will of God" and they released him.
The third man was brought up he was an Engineer. They asked him if he had anything to say and he said "I'd Like to be face up as well. Maybe it's a trend.!"
He also was bound up, laid face up on the guillotine. Just before they released the blade, the engineer said "Oh I see your problem!"