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A businessman walked into a bar ...
ā¦ and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a little voice say, "nice tie".
He looked around, but there was nobody who could have said it.
A few minutes later, he heard, "beautiful shirt".
Again, he looked around, but he couldn't find anyone who might have spoken.
A few more minutes passed, and he heard, "great haircut".
This time, he decided to investigate.
He asked the bartender, "did you hear those voices?"
The bartender replied, "oh, that's just the peanuts, they're complimentary."
ā¦ and ordered a beer. As he was sipping his drink, he heard a little voice say, "nice tie".
He looked around, but there was nobody who could have said it.
A few minutes later, he heard, "beautiful shirt".
Again, he looked around, but he couldn't find anyone who might have spoken.
A few more minutes passed, and he heard, "great haircut".
This time, he decided to investigate.
He asked the bartender, "did you hear those voices?"
The bartender replied, "oh, that's just the peanuts, they're complimentary."
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