🤣 Funny!
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... yesterday's news... (in case you're in for some shopping-panic...)
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... indeed (need that for my office door)...
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Only when I have to parallel park...
(... otherwise I wouldn't hear the beep of the PDC over the massive Sony XM-series stereo blaring...
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... pointless indeed...
(from the series: your tax money at work...)
(from the series: your tax money at work...)
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An old man died and is walking toward the entrance to heaven.
A sign directs “Women to the right, Men to the left”. He joins the line to the left.
A later sign directs “Single men to the right. Married men to the left. Again he joins the line on the left
A later sign directs “Men who were henpecked by their wives to the right. Others to the left”.
To the right there is a long line of men waiting. He goes left, walking past all that down an empty aisle all the way to a tiny desk at the end. There the clerk looks at him then looks in the big book on the desk, then looks at the old man again, then studies the big book for a bit, and finally looks up, saying “Why are you, of all men, standing in this line!?”
“My wife told me to.”
A sign directs “Women to the right, Men to the left”. He joins the line to the left.
A later sign directs “Single men to the right. Married men to the left. Again he joins the line on the left
A later sign directs “Men who were henpecked by their wives to the right. Others to the left”.
To the right there is a long line of men waiting. He goes left, walking past all that down an empty aisle all the way to a tiny desk at the end. There the clerk looks at him then looks in the big book on the desk, then looks at the old man again, then studies the big book for a bit, and finally looks up, saying “Why are you, of all men, standing in this line!?”
“My wife told me to.”
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Spouse was with her mom getting a government health card renewed a few weeks ago and the clerk looks confused and says "There's something wrong with your date of birth and the expiry date, they're both the same, September 4, '25." I've never seen this before".
My wife tells her to look closely at the date of birth and clerk laughs as she discovers DOB is 1925, not 2025. MIL is 100 years old today. Happy Birthday.
My wife tells her to look closely at the date of birth and clerk laughs as she discovers DOB is 1925, not 2025. MIL is 100 years old today. Happy Birthday.
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... signs of being worn out...
