The New 80CC Darwin Chain Saw.
🤣 Funny!
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Sam took his blind date, Tia, to the street fair.
“What should we do first?” he asked.
“I wanna get weighed,” Tia said.
They stopped at the guess-your-weight booth. The carny guessed 120; the scale flashed 117, and Tia walked away cuddling a giant plush llama.
After a spin on the ferris wheel, Sam tried again: “Next stop?”
“I wanna get weighed,” she said. Back they went. This time the guy nailed it, and Sam was out another dollar.
They wandered past popcorn stands and ring tosses.
“Okay, what now?” Sam asked.
“I wanna get weighed.”
By then Sam decided she had a strange thing for scales.
He called it a night and dropped her off with a polite handshake.
Her roommate met her at the door.
“So, how was the date?”
“Oh, Wena,” Tia sighed, “it was wousy.”
“What should we do first?” he asked.
“I wanna get weighed,” Tia said.
They stopped at the guess-your-weight booth. The carny guessed 120; the scale flashed 117, and Tia walked away cuddling a giant plush llama.
After a spin on the ferris wheel, Sam tried again: “Next stop?”
“I wanna get weighed,” she said. Back they went. This time the guy nailed it, and Sam was out another dollar.
They wandered past popcorn stands and ring tosses.
“Okay, what now?” Sam asked.
“I wanna get weighed.”
By then Sam decided she had a strange thing for scales.
He called it a night and dropped her off with a polite handshake.
Her roommate met her at the door.
“So, how was the date?”
“Oh, Wena,” Tia sighed, “it was wousy.”
Certainly gives new meaning to chopping wood.....
