🤣 Funny!
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Jesus was walking around heaven one day, in a small secluded garden, when he saw an old man crying. Alarmed, Jesus ran up to him and said, "Hey, now, what's all this? This is paradise. There should be no tears or sorrow."
The old man wiped away his tears and said, "Oh, I know, I'm sorry, but well, many years ago, a son came to me through, well, let's just say mysterious circumstances." After many trials, he went through a miraculous transformation and a book was written about him that became known the world over. I thought I would find him here, but I haven't. I'm afraid I'll never see him again.
Wide-eyed, Jesus looked at the man and said, “Wait, wait a minute. You weren't by any chance a carpenter, were you?” The man looked up in surprise. “Why, yes! Yes, I was!” Jesus burst into tears of joy and held out his arms exclaiming, “Father!”
The man cocked his head doubtfully and asked, “Pinocchio?“
The old man wiped away his tears and said, "Oh, I know, I'm sorry, but well, many years ago, a son came to me through, well, let's just say mysterious circumstances." After many trials, he went through a miraculous transformation and a book was written about him that became known the world over. I thought I would find him here, but I haven't. I'm afraid I'll never see him again.
Wide-eyed, Jesus looked at the man and said, “Wait, wait a minute. You weren't by any chance a carpenter, were you?” The man looked up in surprise. “Why, yes! Yes, I was!” Jesus burst into tears of joy and held out his arms exclaiming, “Father!”
The man cocked his head doubtfully and asked, “Pinocchio?“
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In the 90’s four billionaires were playing golf.
On the first tee there was a ringing sound and Warren Buffet pulled out a phone the size of a quarter and talked to his staff. When finished the group marveled at the device. “Oh, I found the best R&D engineers to create this for me. Did a great job.”
On the second tee there was ringing and Larry Ellison pulls out a phone the size of a dime and talks to his staff. When he is done the group admires the device. “Yeah”, he says proudly,” I had some amazing engineers at Oracle create this.”
On the third tee there was ringing and Jim Walton puts the thumb on his right hand up to his ear and the pinky up to his mouth and starts talking to his staff. Everyone is stunned. Afterwards they all ask him how he did it. “Oh, I had the best Silicon Valley engineers install a microphone in my pinky and a tiny speaker in my thumb with an antenna and phone running between them.” All are suitably impressed.
On the fourth tee, there is ringing and Bill Gates just starts talking to his staff without any device. Afterwards the group is shocked, asking how he did it. “Well, my best engineers installed a speaker in my ear and a microphone in one of my teeth and implanted chips for the antenna and phone in my head. “
After they all tee off, there is another ringing noise and Bill Gates pulls out a roll of toilet paper. “There is a fax coming in. “ he say
On the first tee there was a ringing sound and Warren Buffet pulled out a phone the size of a quarter and talked to his staff. When finished the group marveled at the device. “Oh, I found the best R&D engineers to create this for me. Did a great job.”
On the second tee there was ringing and Larry Ellison pulls out a phone the size of a dime and talks to his staff. When he is done the group admires the device. “Yeah”, he says proudly,” I had some amazing engineers at Oracle create this.”
On the third tee there was ringing and Jim Walton puts the thumb on his right hand up to his ear and the pinky up to his mouth and starts talking to his staff. Everyone is stunned. Afterwards they all ask him how he did it. “Oh, I had the best Silicon Valley engineers install a microphone in my pinky and a tiny speaker in my thumb with an antenna and phone running between them.” All are suitably impressed.
On the fourth tee, there is ringing and Bill Gates just starts talking to his staff without any device. Afterwards the group is shocked, asking how he did it. “Well, my best engineers installed a speaker in my ear and a microphone in one of my teeth and implanted chips for the antenna and phone in my head. “
After they all tee off, there is another ringing noise and Bill Gates pulls out a roll of toilet paper. “There is a fax coming in. “ he say
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... right...
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... since its the season of gift wrapping..
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tinkering with the new emojis here...
that was a sneeze... gesundheit...
that was a sneeze... gesundheit...
