🤣 Funny!
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... annual springtime reminder...
the Ferret
Daily rider since May 1965
With a 4 month old lab pup in the house I can totally relate to this
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... over here we've reprieve till Mar 29th... still...
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... them Brits having it even harder though...
I say move the time 30 minutes and never speak of it again.
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The final in Philosophy. The professor handed out the four page exam, which had but one question. At the top of the first page was, “What is courage?”
Everybody started writing except for one student. After a minute she wrote, stood, walked to the professor’s desk, put the pages down and left.
The professor picked up the paper and there are two words. The student had written, “This is.”
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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, little romantic restaurant.
A tiny fairy appears on the table and says for being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other during all this time I grant each of you a wish.
The wife answered: “I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof two tickets for a round-the-world trip on the Queen Mary 2 appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and said: “Well, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this may never come again. I´m sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof the husband became 92 years old.
Everybody started writing except for one student. After a minute she wrote, stood, walked to the professor’s desk, put the pages down and left.
The professor picked up the paper and there are two words. The student had written, “This is.”
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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, little romantic restaurant.
A tiny fairy appears on the table and says for being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other during all this time I grant each of you a wish.
The wife answered: “I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof two tickets for a round-the-world trip on the Queen Mary 2 appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and said: “Well, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this may never come again. I´m sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof the husband became 92 years old.
Whatever happened to jousting on motorcycles?
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... its about time...
