the Ferret
Daily rider since May 1965
With a 4 month old lab pup in the house I can totally relate to this
š¤£ Funny!
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... over here we've reprieve till Mar 29th... still...
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... them Brits having it even harder though...
I say move the time 30 minutes and never speak of it again.
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The final in Philosophy. The professor handed out the four page exam, which had but one question. At the top of the first page was, āWhat is courage?ā
Everybody started writing except for one student. After a minute she wrote, stood, walked to the professorās desk, put the pages down and left.
The professor picked up the paper and there are two words. The student had written, āThis is.ā
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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, little romantic restaurant.
A tiny fairy appears on the table and says for being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other during all this time I grant each of you a wish.
The wife answered: āI want to travel around the world with my darling husband.ā
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof two tickets for a round-the-world trip on the Queen Mary 2 appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and said: āWell, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this may never come again. IĀ“m sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.ā
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof the husband became 92 years old.
Everybody started writing except for one student. After a minute she wrote, stood, walked to the professorās desk, put the pages down and left.
The professor picked up the paper and there are two words. The student had written, āThis is.ā
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A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quite, little romantic restaurant.
A tiny fairy appears on the table and says for being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other during all this time I grant each of you a wish.
The wife answered: āI want to travel around the world with my darling husband.ā
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof two tickets for a round-the-world trip on the Queen Mary 2 appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and said: āWell, this is all very romantic but an opportunity like this may never come again. IĀ“m sorry my love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.ā
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof the husband became 92 years old.
Whatever happened to jousting on motorcycles?
ST1100Y
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... its about time...
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The female praying mantis devours the male minutes after mating...
a human female prefers to stretch that over a lifetime...
a human female prefers to stretch that over a lifetime...
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ā¦.and further on the theme of growing olderā¦..
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Jill, a gorgeous blond girl was complaining to her friend about her new boyfriend.
āOh Sarah, I really like Jack. Heās almost perfect except for one thing that bugs me, but I donāt know what to do about it.ā
āHeās really hot in the picture you showed me, what bugs you about him, Jill?ā Sarah asked.
āWell, itās embarrassing to talk about, but he has these awful little white flakes on his shoulders, and when weāre slow dancing, I canāt bring myself to get my face close, and I would like to.ā
āIt sounds like dandruff. Why not give him Head and Shoulders?ā
Jill looked puzzled as she thought a minute, then she cautiously asked, āIāll try it butā¦how do you give shoulders?ā
āOh Sarah, I really like Jack. Heās almost perfect except for one thing that bugs me, but I donāt know what to do about it.ā
āHeās really hot in the picture you showed me, what bugs you about him, Jill?ā Sarah asked.
āWell, itās embarrassing to talk about, but he has these awful little white flakes on his shoulders, and when weāre slow dancing, I canāt bring myself to get my face close, and I would like to.ā
āIt sounds like dandruff. Why not give him Head and Shoulders?ā
Jill looked puzzled as she thought a minute, then she cautiously asked, āIāll try it butā¦how do you give shoulders?ā
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... pfffff... 
On my local Craigslist today - I wonder how he goes around turns.
On a trailer!On my local Craigslist today - I wonder how he goes around turns.
Power Slides, flat track style!!!
PS: Love the color matched trash can