This is my speed...
Chris
Bet it has superior traction control. You may still be ejected in a high side event but little chance of a low side get-off, or at least not at any kind of speed.
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Bet it has superior traction control. You may still be ejected in a high side event but little chance of a low side get-off, or at least not at any kind of speed.
Advanced green energy technology is a bonus
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Mark was bragging to his boss one day:
āYou know, I pretty much know everyone. Just name somebodyā¦ anyone.ā
His boss rolled his eyes and said,
āAlrightā¦ how about Tom Cruise?ā
āNo problem,ā Mark said. āWe go way back.ā
So they fly to Hollywood, knock on Tom Cruiseās door, and Tom opens it saying,
āMark! Great to see you! Come on in!ā
The boss was impressedā¦ but still not convinced.
āAlright then,ā he said, āwhat about President Trump?ā
Mark smiled. āEasy. Letās go to Washington.ā
They head to the White House, and sure enough, President Trump spots him and says,
āMark! Good to see you! Come on in, letās talk!ā
Now the boss is starting to believe itā¦ but still has one more test.
āFineā¦ what about the Pope?ā
Mark says, āPope Leo? Of course I know him. Letās go to Rome.ā
They arrive at St. Peterās Square, packed with people. Mark says,
āThereās no way heāll see me in this crowd. Iāll go up with the guards, and in a few minutes, Iāll come out on the balcony with him.ā
About 30 minutes laterā¦ thereās Mark, standing on the balcony next to Pope Leo, waving to the crowd.
When he comes back down, he finds his boss lying on the ground with paramedics around him.
āBoss! What happened?ā Mark asks.
His boss looks up and says,
āThat was itā¦ that finished me offā¦
You and Pope Leo came out on that balcony, and the guy next to me saidā¦
āWhoās that guy in the white hat standing next to Mark?
āYou know, I pretty much know everyone. Just name somebodyā¦ anyone.ā
His boss rolled his eyes and said,
āAlrightā¦ how about Tom Cruise?ā
āNo problem,ā Mark said. āWe go way back.ā
So they fly to Hollywood, knock on Tom Cruiseās door, and Tom opens it saying,
āMark! Great to see you! Come on in!ā
The boss was impressedā¦ but still not convinced.
āAlright then,ā he said, āwhat about President Trump?ā
Mark smiled. āEasy. Letās go to Washington.ā
They head to the White House, and sure enough, President Trump spots him and says,
āMark! Good to see you! Come on in, letās talk!ā
Now the boss is starting to believe itā¦ but still has one more test.
āFineā¦ what about the Pope?ā
Mark says, āPope Leo? Of course I know him. Letās go to Rome.ā
They arrive at St. Peterās Square, packed with people. Mark says,
āThereās no way heāll see me in this crowd. Iāll go up with the guards, and in a few minutes, Iāll come out on the balcony with him.ā
About 30 minutes laterā¦ thereās Mark, standing on the balcony next to Pope Leo, waving to the crowd.
When he comes back down, he finds his boss lying on the ground with paramedics around him.
āBoss! What happened?ā Mark asks.
His boss looks up and says,
āThat was itā¦ that finished me offā¦
You and Pope Leo came out on that balcony, and the guy next to me saidā¦
āWhoās that guy in the white hat standing next to Mark?
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This is my speed...
Chris
This is the new Mexican Adventure Bike, the Burro GT.
Watch for it at dealers later this month.
... newsflash...
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An elderly woman approaches the counter at a hamburger stand.
She tells the counterperson "I want a plain hamburger,
that's it, just a burger."
Calling out, āāOne plain, order up!" the counterperson takes her money.
Looking behind the counter into the kitchen, she sees a very large
and dirty man take a handful of hamburger from a bowl, roll
it into a ball, and placing it under his arm, squeeze it into
a pattie.
"Oh my God, that's disgusting!" she shouts.
The counter person replies, "That's nothing, you should have seen him making donuts this morning!"
She tells the counterperson "I want a plain hamburger,
that's it, just a burger."
Calling out, āāOne plain, order up!" the counterperson takes her money.
Looking behind the counter into the kitchen, she sees a very large
and dirty man take a handful of hamburger from a bowl, roll
it into a ball, and placing it under his arm, squeeze it into
a pattie.
"Oh my God, that's disgusting!" she shouts.
The counter person replies, "That's nothing, you should have seen him making donuts this morning!"
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... there is a story behind...
... there is a story behind...
Someone has a keen sense of humor, and the ridiculous. Always an amusing combination.
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