🤣 Funny!

Mark was bragging to his boss one day:

ā€œYou know, I pretty much know everyone. Just name somebody… anyone.ā€

His boss rolled his eyes and said,
ā€œAlright… how about Tom Cruise?ā€

ā€œNo problem,ā€ Mark said. ā€œWe go way back.ā€

So they fly to Hollywood, knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom opens it saying,
ā€œMark! Great to see you! Come on in!ā€ šŸ»

The boss was impressed… but still not convinced.

ā€œAlright then,ā€ he said, ā€œwhat about President Trump?ā€

Mark smiled. ā€œEasy. Let’s go to Washington.ā€ šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

They head to the White House, and sure enough, President Trump spots him and says,
ā€œMark! Good to see you! Come on in, let’s talk!ā€

Now the boss is starting to believe it… but still has one more test.

ā€œFine… what about the Pope?ā€

Mark says, ā€œPope Leo? Of course I know him. Let’s go to Rome.ā€ āœˆļøāœļø

They arrive at St. Peter’s Square, packed with people. Mark says,
ā€œThere’s no way he’ll see me in this crowd. I’ll go up with the guards, and in a few minutes, I’ll come out on the balcony with him.ā€

About 30 minutes later… there’s Mark, standing on the balcony next to Pope Leo, waving to the crowd. šŸ‘‘

When he comes back down, he finds his boss lying on the ground with paramedics around him.

ā€œBoss! What happened?ā€ Mark asks.

His boss looks up and says,

ā€œThat was it… that finished me off…
You and Pope Leo came out on that balcony, and the guy next to me said…
ā€˜Who’s that guy in the white hat standing next to Mark?
 
An elderly woman approaches the counter at a hamburger stand.
She tells the counterperson "I want a plain hamburger,
that's it, just a burger."

Calling out, ā€˜ā€™One plain, order up!" the counterperson takes her money.

Looking behind the counter into the kitchen, she sees a very large
and dirty man take a handful of hamburger from a bowl, roll
it into a ball, and placing it under his arm, squeeze it into
a pattie.

"Oh my God, that's disgusting!" she shouts.

The counter person replies, "That's nothing, you should have seen him making donuts this morning!"
 
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