Funny!

Women throw something into the microwave, set it to two minutes and:

- vacuum the entire house
- un-/load the dishwasher
- do a few phone calls
- type six tweets
- give birth to three children
- free the people of Middle Earth

Men throw something into the microwave, set it to two minutes and:

- watch the table rotate
 
In a burgeoning town in the Old West a young man was looking to set up a new business. Bars, blacksmiths, harness shops were all taken so he purchased a nice 3 story house in a quiet part of town and found some very pretty models to provide private entertainment on the first floor. Business was good, so he decided to open the second floor. There were no more models but there were some nice-looking secretaries who were happy to provide their services. Soon the second floor was busy too, so he freshened up the top floor, but the only girls left were some schoolteachers. He gave it a try and very soon the waiting list for the third floor was long! The only business coming to the second floor and first floor was overflow from the third. He decided to dig deeper into the situation and quietly hid by a room on the first floor. The model said, “I have a photo shoot this evening so absolutely do not touch my hair… or my makeup. No kissing!” Well, that was a turnoff. He went on to the second floor. The secretary said, “Now I need to have your full name and address. I’m keeping complete files on all our business here.” Obviously, that would be awkward for future business so on up to the third floor. He happened to listen just as business had finished and he heard the schoolteacher say, “Now, if you are ever going to get this right, you have to do it over and over again.”
 
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