Good morning everyone
Thanks for the French roast, Obo.
It's 72°F and cloudy in Rockville at the moment. Scattered rain showers are possible, as is a high around 93 and much humidity.
Yesterday was a really good day, right up until the moment it wasn't. I was having a very good (for me) round of goof- on track to be my best ever. Starting on about the thirteenth hole our foursome were all watching the weather radar and skies overhead carefully as a big, DARK cloud front advanced on us. It was preceded by a rapid uptick in the wind, and within a few minutes we were being doused with torrents of rain accompanied by nearby thunder, although I never saw the causative lightning.
Naturally, we bolted for the cover, shelter, and the safety of the clubhouse, stopping briefly to offload the clubs into my car. In doing so, I opened the side pocket where I keep my phone and wallet (*), and retrieved them. Sometime between that moment and the time we arrived at the clubhouse less than a minute later, my wallet... vanished. Disappeared. Went missing. Poof! Gone.
(* Despite that I have a "memory". or at least a strong impression, that I pulled the wallet out of the bag it's possible that I am incorrect, and am remembering some other time where I did that. But I'm 99.99999999% certain I had it with me.)
Unless both I and my playing partner managed to overlook it in no fewer than four thorough, careful examinations it's not in my car. Nor is it still in my golf bag. Or the pockets of my shorts. Or on the ground between the car and the clubhouse. Or on the cart we were using. Or at the lost and found at the pro shop.
It's not water-soluble so it didn't simply dissolve in the downpour. It didn't get washed to the edge of the parking lot, to lodge under any of the parking bollards in the area where I was parked. It wasn't under any of the other cars near my parking spot. It didn't get left behind on the kitchen table, counters, my desk, or anywhere else in the house, or at least none of the places I've thought to look.
It's. Just. GONE.
So, today I get to start the ever-so-enjoyable process of cataloging what it held, canceling credit and debit cards, applying for a replacement driver's license, and whatever other miscellaneous stuff needs replacement. Ugh. And almost certainly, five minutes after I start the process and make some irrevocable, irreversible, and inconvenient action, it'll turn up in some unlikely spot. Sigh.
Stay safe and well everyone and tell your dear ones you love them. Do it today, NOW, for tomorrow may be too late.