Ladies & Gents (and others),
Let this be a lesson to all to not walk out the door properly caffeinated. I made the mistake today and paid for it. Fortunately, no one else was injured only my pride.
I had extra stuff to carry in today, so my brain was swimming with all I needed to grab: lunch, clothing, laptops, etc. Forgot to prep the coffee maker last night and couldn't wait, had to get out the door bc school is now back in therefore traffic will be HELL. Decided I needed the top box so had that in hand. Forgot I removed the comms in my helmet to wash the padding, no time for that either, going mute. Got everything on the bike and stowed, headed out. It was a brisk morning, dropping to 58F/14C in the hollers.
First half hour or so of my commute was nice except for the twit who HAD to ride my a$$ through a school zone. A quick hand gesture (not THAT one) backed him off. Then I came upon EVERY. ONE. ELSE. The summer months riding were bliss compared to this madness. 5 miles of left-hand cramping slugging. Finally past that choke point and into DC, where I hit the next choke point and my parking destination, on base. But every entrance gate was preceded with a half mile or more backup to get scanned in.
Except maybe the littler known north gate, but it closes (for some dumb reason) at 0830 sharp. It was 0824. Decided to take a chance and ride past everyone in queue, come up over the last hill and, almost nobody in line!
One last red light before I get there and realize I need my ID, which is still in my bag. No prob, just get of and pull it out while the lights red. I drop into neutral and lean the bike...and forgot the kickstand. TUMP! I go down in front of everyone. And everyone behind me wants to make it in too. They're angling around me as I dead lift my bike back up. Have to wait for the bank angle sensor to reset to restart. Got it going and thru the light, stopped, and grabbed my ID. I ended up being the last one through before closing. WHEW! Maybe they saw me and felt pity, I don't care. I was in.
After that, I zombie-walked into my building, brain still swimming with all that happened and what's on my plate today. Finally some delicious coffee to blow away the fog. Thanks gents!
And there you have my sob story today. It can only get better, right? Take care y'all!