"YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU NO LONGER CARE ABOUT ABOUT LOOKING GOOD IN PHOTOS, YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD ON SCANS & X-RAYS."
Wise Sayings...or Not
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“I remember the time an older man asked me when I was young, "Do you know what you are doing now?" I thought it was some kind of trick question.
Tell me," I said.
You are building your memories," he replied, "so make them good ones.”
― Ravi Zacharias
Tell me," I said.
You are building your memories," he replied, "so make them good ones.”
― Ravi Zacharias
“When in doubt, look intelligent.” —Garrison Keillor (April 2008)
If you can't dassle them with brilliance, baffel them with Bull ______ ..
Not until I went into the churches of America and heard her pulpits flame with righteousness did I understand the secret of her genius and power. America is great because America is good, and if America ever ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.
Alexis de Tocqueville
Alexis de Tocqueville
“The older you get, the more you realize that kindness is synonymous with happiness.” —Lionel Barrymore (April 1953)
"To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often"--Winston Churchill
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”-- Albert Einstein
The enjoyment of any food is always in inverse proportion to its nutritional value - Frank Jacobs (MAD Magazine)
“Democracy extends the sphere of individual freedom, socialism restricts it. Democracy attaches all possible value to each man; socialism makes each man a mere agent, a mere number. Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word: equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”
― Alexis de Tocqueville
― Alexis de Tocqueville
"I am the wisest man alive, and that is for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing."—Socrates
What I know I know, what I don't know I don't know! Wisdom is knowing the difference. G
“There is only one certainty in life and that is that nothing is certain.” —G.K. Chesterton (June 1926)
The best things in life are either illegal, immoral or fattening! Can't remember who said it though...