The neighbor across the street from me (I call him "Jacka*s Junior"... his dad is "Jacka*s Senior") has a Hemi Ram pickup with cat-delete straight pipes, no mufflers, and those stupid drain pipe-sized exhaust tips. I know exactly when he comes and goes, and he does it all hours of the day and night.
....wouldn't it be unfortunate if a potato was jammed up both pipes....late some night?