🤣 Funny!

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM:Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister.

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys
 
A traveling salesman's car broke down one day while driving through farm country. He called a tow truck but they said they could not come for many hours. Not wanting to sit in his car for hours he approached a nearby farmhouse and knocked on the door. The farmer answered the door and the salesman told him his story. No need to sit in your car, come on in and sit a spell. While sitting in the living room talking with the farmer a 3 legged pig pushed the front door open, runs into the room and hops up on a lazy Boy chair to take a nap. The salesman asks, why do you let a pig sit in your lazy Boy? The farmer explains, that's not any ordinary pig. That's a very special pig. Last year while the wife and I were sleeping… there was a fire in the kitchen. We both would have perished in the fire if it wasn't for that pig. He smelled the smoke, broke out of his pen, broke down the front door, ran upstairs and woke us up… he saved our lives!!!

…WOW!!! you're right. That is a very special pig. Just then the pig hopped down off the chair and ran into the kitchen. It came out with a huge plate of food from the kitchen, sat back down in the lazy Boy chair to enjoy its meal. The salesman asks… ok. I agree your 3 legged pig is special, but how could you let him have the run of the place, running into the kitchen and taking and eating all YOUR food? The farmer explained… saying, Listen… that is a VERY special pig. Last spring I was out on my tractor ploughing my fields. The tractor tipped over, I was trapped underneath it… I would have surely perished… but that pig knew something was wrong. He broke out of his pen, ran out into the field, dug a hole beneath me with his feet, grabbed my collar in his mouth and pulled me out from under the tractor, he saved my life!!!

WOW!!! You're right, I understand… that is one very special pig… but tell me, why does he only have 3 legs?

The farmer replied…. “Heck… a special pig like that… you don't want to eat him all at once!!!
 
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