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Two women were playing golf, and caught up to the twosome of gents playing ahead of them. One of the ladies offered to go up and ask if they could play through, but turned around partway and returned to her playing companion.
"Why didn't you ask if we could play through?" her friend asked.
"When I got close enough to recognize them, I realized that one of the men is my husband and the other is my lover. Naturally neither one knows about the other, so I couldn't risk exposing the secret."
"That makes sense. I'll go ask."
The second woman started toward the men, then did an about-face and returned.
"Why didn't you ask?" the first woman asked.
"I have the same problem as you." came the answer.
"Why didn't you ask if we could play through?" her friend asked.
"When I got close enough to recognize them, I realized that one of the men is my husband and the other is my lover. Naturally neither one knows about the other, so I couldn't risk exposing the secret."
"That makes sense. I'll go ask."
The second woman started toward the men, then did an about-face and returned.
"Why didn't you ask?" the first woman asked.
"I have the same problem as you." came the answer.
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Years ago my sister was running in a park in Montreal when a guy did exactly this, pulled open a trench coat. She was right next to a busy street and didn't feel she was at risk. Her words to him were "is that it?" and kept running.
Not funny. Just a gentle reminder.
Not funny. Just a gentle reminder.
Specifically, helmets that protect the entire head including the face and chin.
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A Gorgeous Young Woman Is Standing At The Bar Of A Pub
She goes up to the man standing behind the bar and she grabs him by his magnificent and long straggly beard which goes way down past his waist
And she whispers to him in a seductive tone ‘are you the landlord?’
He says ‘no no, sorry, I’m just the barman- the landlord isn’t here just now’
As he answers, she keeps grabbing his beard, stroking it all over; tugging on it gently with every word as she whispers to him ‘do you know when the landlord will be back?’
He says ‘ehhhh no I’m not sure at all sorry’
And as she continues massaging his facial hair she says to him ‘okay… well when you see the landlord…. You can tell him, ….. there’s no paper towels in the ladies bathroom’.
She goes up to the man standing behind the bar and she grabs him by his magnificent and long straggly beard which goes way down past his waist
And she whispers to him in a seductive tone ‘are you the landlord?’
He says ‘no no, sorry, I’m just the barman- the landlord isn’t here just now’
As he answers, she keeps grabbing his beard, stroking it all over; tugging on it gently with every word as she whispers to him ‘do you know when the landlord will be back?’
He says ‘ehhhh no I’m not sure at all sorry’
And as she continues massaging his facial hair she says to him ‘okay… well when you see the landlord…. You can tell him, ….. there’s no paper towels in the ladies bathroom’.