🤣 Funny!

Okay, a woman is on her death bed and calls her husband in and asks him to grab the trunk at the foot of the bed and open it up for her. Inside is two bananas and 250 thousand dollars in cash.

“Whats this?” He asks. The woman looks up and says, “we have been married thirty years.” “I put a banana in the box when I was unfaithful to you.” The husband says “Twice you were unfaithful to me”, “I can accept that, what is with the money?” The woman responds , “Whenever I got a dozen I would sell them.”
 
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